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Silly Questions | Famous Fun
Silly Questions
Q: Why do some people laugh at the sentence 'chocolate zebra wearing a bikini?' - Byron, Kitchener
A: It is hard to say why people laugh, I guess anything that seems ridiculous or out of the ordinary people will tend to laugh
at, and in our opinion this make the world a better place!
Q: How come a bird can fly, but a fly can't bird? - Mark Donson, unknown
A: How do you know for sure that a fly can't bird?
Q: If gas stations are open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors? - Blake and Cortney, Temecula, CA
A: I would assume, that before laws allowed for these kind of hours of operation, gas stations would have had to open and
close like most other stores. Another theory could be that since gas stations are prime targets for robberies.
Q: Where do the people who work in toll booths park? do they just descend from the sky? - MarioGirl2, unknown
A: There is a secret tunnel system below all the toll booths, and the people who work there travel from an undisclosed
underground parking garage and are zipped in small coffin like tubes to their booth.
Q: Why when you ship something by boat is it's called "car"go and then when you ship something by car it's called a
"ship"ment. - Amy Kathleen-Imelda Nadeau, unknown
A: This is an age-old question, and the answer is really quite simple...I don't know!
Q: They say that cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands "butter side down" so what would happen if you
attached a piece of toast with the butter facing up, to a cat and dropped them both? - Anthony Marsden
A: This is an age old question, but a very good one. I guess, considering the weight of a cat and a piece of toast, the cat
would still land on its feet and the toast would be ok. But if it were a really small kitten and a few pieces of toast, I
imagine that the kitty would crash toast first and die a buttery death.
Q: What happens when you get scared half to death, twice? - Milli Strada, Waterloo
A: You die.
Q: Why don't the Teletubbbies have a Steel Cage match against the Tweenies with Barney the Dinosaur as a special guest
referee? - unknown
A: I must agree that it would be worth watching, but I am sure that the populous whom actually watch these shows have no idea
what a "Steel Cage Match" even is. Therefore we would have to throw Walt Disney into the mix, and since he is no longer with
us (or frozen), the match would never happen. Sorry to disappoint you.
Q: Why do people poop instead of some other words how do they make up words? - Pearlgirl 20
A: "Poop" comes from the word "poop deck", which is the raised deck in the stern of a vessel, or the rear most, upper part of
the stern. So I assume that words used as slang, can be associated with the direct meaning. Just use your imagination!
Q: Why is the food chili hot, the place Chile hot, and the word chilly cold? - Sven Boulderchuck
A: Well I guess that since all the words are spelled differently, they all have different meanings. But, I am not an English
Professor so I do not know for sure. The English language is a weird and wonderful thing.
Q: How do you know when you run our of invisible ink? - Milli Strada, Waterloo
A: Well, you wo
Q: Why does not someone set up a huge line for solar powered torches? - Michael Jones
A: I spoke to some sources and the entire world is waiting for you to do it.
Q: If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of? - Lilate
A: I really want to say "babies" but since we are wholesome family entertainers, I don't think it would be appropriate. So I
am going to answer "babies!"
Q: Why do ducks fly with socks on their heads? - Mary McDermott
A: To answer this question with the most accurate response I asked Danger Duck what he thought and this was his reply: "All
the ducks I know that wear socks on their heads, only do so because they cannot afford the Tommy Hilfiger Duck caps. We only
wear these in the winter for the warmth, and a sock does the job, but just doesn't look as hip. Personally, I would never wear
a sock on my head, knowing that my reputation would be on the line."
Q: Can people fly? Cos I saw my friend and she flew about 2ft into the air 4 about 30 secs. - unknown
A: I do know that often pigs fly, and of course people can fly with the help of airplanes, hand gliders, and hot air balloons.
I would imagine if someone flapped their arms fast enough, or was hit by something big enough, they could possibly
fly.
Q: Where do flies go at night? - Lucy, Salem, MA.
A: Speaking from experience...I can tell you that they do not land on whole dead mackerel laying about in the streets of
Waterloo, that for sure! I would assume that they find some poo, garbage or rotting meat to lay down their little fly heads
and get a good nights sleep.
Q: Why does Phil's hair automatically change colour when exposed to sunlight? Or is it just my eyes? - Shirley Tse,
Edmonton, AB.
A: I am afraid it is just your eyes. I do however change my hair colour about once a month, but it has never magically changed
on it's own.
Q: Have you ever considered juggling bags of goldfish? - unknown
A: We have never juggled bags of goldfish, although, we did throw around some whole dead mackerel when we performed "Fly
Fishing."
Q: Can you tell me how I should wear my hair to my best friend's wedding? I am going to be a bridesmaid and I really want
to show her up. - Laura, Calgary, AB.
A: I would go for the shock value and shave half your head, or try a Mohawk. Now that I think of it...Mullets are coming back
in.
Q: Does The League actually exist or is it just a pipe dream? - Minty "King Of Hold 'em", Waterloo.
A: If this question is referring to the exclusive underground gathering of a group of rounders, which is rumored to meet at
undisclosed locations once a month. I really do not know anything about it, and if I did... I would not be at liberty to talk
about it.
Q: Does it hurt to tinker with your yo-yo? - Melissa, Waterloo.
A: A yo-yo is a very dangerous prop. One can seriously hurt themselves, especially when learning new tricks. Just the other
day Phil almost broke his arm when attempting to learn a new trick. But to entertain our audiences, we are willing to make the
sacrifice.
Q: Are those yo-yo's permanently attached to you bodies? - Val, Waterloo.
A: The reason we constantly have our yo-yo's is quite simply because it is the smallest prop we use. This make it easy to
carry around, and give us the ability to entertain ourselves or anyone else wherever we might be.
Q: Why do things that sometimes smell bad when you cook the taste good? - P. Nasbery
A: Since I do not cook, and my diet primarily consists of coffee and donuts, I am not at liberty to make an educated guess.
But my uneducated guess would be..."because."
Q: Is there any truth to there being a tropical paradise under a bubble at the South Pole? - V. Devow
A: Last I heard, our good friend Martin spent most of last summer, traveling place to place, looking for free floor space to
sleep on. And I vaguely recall him mentioning a bubble type commune near the Pole.
Q: What are the average chances of you dying from a flying rotor blade injury? - Alfred Gopher
A: I would have to say that it would depend on your profession. I mean, if you work around garden tools or fly a helicopter
your chances are higher than others. But for the average person it is probably 50-50.
Q: Did the Hindenburg disaster affect the popularity of balloons at children's parties? - P. Straus
A: Since the incident occurred in New Jersey. I don't think the world on a whole was to concerned. But people did stop
filling their kids balloons with hydrogen and switched to helium.
Q: Do you know the way to San Jose? And if so, could they let Neil Diamond know? - Millecent Von Strada III,
Waterloo.
A: We know how to get to San Francisco! And usually Colin has flowers in his hair. Do you think Cracklin' Rosie would want
that information?
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